Sure, there’s some filthy strumpet-pumping and bilge-jamming in there, but it’s all to serve the greater arc about the search for a magical staff or somesuch (to be honest, I’ve never gotten all the way through the film). We discerning, jaded, viewers want production value and story! Superstar Jesse Jane returns as the irresistible Jules - the seductive pirate hunter who leads an all-star cast that includes the world's hottest, most beautiful girls. The secret to their success is simple: they know that we’re bored with traditional pornography, where a thin, snake-related plotline leads to immediate fucking. Description: From the visionary Writer/Director Joone, come the long awaited and highly anticipated sequel to Digital Playground's Pirates. And it is a franchise they’ve got the movie, a soundtrack CD, a novelization in progress (written by yours truly), and the opening of Pirates XXX-World in Orlando is sure to crush Disneyworld come July. Which is exactly why Pirates XXX is the greatest adult film franchise ever made. This is a teaser trailer, without a scrap of porno in it. Pirate Captain Victor and his first mate, Serena, kidnap Manuel, push Isabella overboard, and then sink the ship.
NOT ONLY is Pirates XXX to receive a sequel, but a trailer has been released on-line.īut wait! Hold that orgasm! O’Briens, put your weirdly shaped dicks back in your unfashionable pants. Newlyweds Manuel and Isabella are on their way to the Caribbean for their honeymoon when their ship is stopped by a gang of pirates.
Any regular reader of my posts, or indeed even someone who just started reading them Monday (when I made a classic Maria Bello/Isabella Rossellini blunder that, I can guarantee you, will haunt my dreams), will be well aware of my predilection for the adult entertainment feature extravaganza, Pirates XXX.įriends-and I call you friends because very soon we will be sharing erections and/or moist labia together-I bear incredible news.
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